Neutron stars and Senior Software Engineers (Node.js, Next.js, NestJS, NoSQL)

Neutron stars are unbelievably dense, thus a single teaspoon of neutron star material would weigh a billion tonnes on Earth. We need razor-sharp builders. Don’t be a neutron star. There are 2 versions of this ad. Below is the anodyne version. Bonus points if you can find the more analeptic version. And provide proof of your quest. Good luck! The Senior Software Engineer will work for a hypergrowth SaaS scaleup.The Senior Software Engineer will earn £150,000 plus equity.The Senior Software Engineer will enjoy hybrid working in London.The Senior Software Engineer will be engineer first, SRE second.The Senior Software Engineer will have a decade of engineering experience.The Senior Software Engineer will work closely with the Head of Engineering on technical strategy and architecture decisions.The Senior Software Engineer will have agentic workflow design skills.The Senior Software Engineer will mentor a small team of accomplished engineers.The Senior Software Engineer will live and breathe startup culture.The Senior Software Engineer will be highly analytical and numerate.The Senior Software Engineer will have a stellar academic track record.The Senior Software Engineer will be responsible for building and maintaining highly secure, performant and scalable systems.The Senior Software Engineer will nurture and oversee the building of reliable data pipelines by our Data Engineering team.The Senior Software Engineer will get close to the product.Senior Software Engineer will implement microservices magic, all hosted on the Cloud (GCP preferred).The Senior Software Engineer will design, build, and operate production systems that leverage LLMs as reasoning engines.The Senior Software Engineer will orchestrate multi-step agentic workflows to complete tasks autonomously.The Senior Software Engineer will need the 3 Ns. Node.js, Next.js and NestJS. No joke.The Senior Software Engineer will be familiar with NoSQL databases.The Senior Software Engineer will have the vision to architect, design and build scalable systems across the full stack.The Senior Software Engineer will work extensively with Claude Code. Still with us? Great. Then please send us a CV and a short cover letter convincing us that you actually enjoyed reading the above. We look forward to hearing from you.